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Funny Whatsapp Messages
Funny Whatsapp Messages
Millions of people are searching Best Funny Whatsapp Messages on the internet because we all know very well that maximum guy is doing funny by using WhatsApp. Here is one of the best and latest collection of Whatsapp Messages Collection in Hindi English. You can use these Messages for sent your friends, relatives and other guys to a lot of joy and happiness.


Funny WhatsApp Message in English

$$.. I could search my whole life and never find another you
God works in mysterious ways.
As soon as the moon was out...the ladies broke they are fast...ate their food...Karva Chauth ended...
They took off their make up
and.
God declared Halloween ..@$

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$$.. Love marriages around the world are simple
The boy loves the girl. Girl loves boy
They get married
But In Few Countries, there are a few more steps
The Boy loves Girl. Girl loves Boy
Girl's family has to love the kid. Boy's family has to love girl
Girl's Family has to love Boy's Family. Boy's family has to love girl's family
If Girl and Boy still love each other
They get married ..@$

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$$.. Ye Padhai nhi asan, Bas Itna samaj Lijiye
Hari mirch ki Kulfi hai aur choos k khani
hai ..@$

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$$.. Mere pados ki auntiyaan bade kamal ki hain.. ladki ki dressing dekh ke uska character certificate bana deti hain.
Lips se lips milty hain to kia hota hai.......
Aye hayee ..@$
Munh band ho jata hai or kia
Soch badlne ki bht zyada zarurat hai tum logo ko ..@$

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$$.. I love my life because it gave you to me, I love you because you are my life
When you see a falling star in the night, make a wish, it will come true because I wished and I found you
I will love you until the day after forever
I wish dreams were like wishes, and wishes came true, cause in my dreams I am always with you
3 seconds to say I love you, 3 hours to explain it, and A lifetime to prove it
People say that love is in every corner...  then I must be walking in circles
He broke my heart so that I broke his jaw
My love for you is like diarrhea so that I just can't hold it in
My love for you is like a fart.So that Everything about it is powered by my heart
The only way a crush could end is that to be crushed by your crush ..@$

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$$.. I Will Wait.
Till The Day and
"I" Can Forget "You ..@$

Funny Whatsapp Messages in Hindi 

Funny Whatsapp Messages
Funny Whatsapp Messages
$$.. एक पापी आदमी मरने के बाद नरक में गया
कुछ सालो के बाद उसके ही गाव के पंडित जी उसको नरक में मिल गए
उसने हैरान होकर पंडित जी से पूछा आप यहाँ कैसे आपने तो जिंदगी में कभी झूंट नहीं बोला था
पंडित जी बोले क्या बताऊ यार पंडिताइन के कारन आज मुझे नरक में जगह मिल गई है
आदमी ने बड़े आश्चर्य से पंडित से पूछा कैसे ?
पंडित ने कहा यार वो रोज सुबह तैयार होकर मुझसे पूछती थे की में कैसी लग रही हु और में हमेशा उसको यही हे बोलता रहा की एकदम झक्कास ..@$

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$$.. हमारे देश में 1000 लड़को पर 943 लड़किया है और,
ये जो 57  बच जाते है नो वो ही आगे चलकर डॉ अब्दुल कलाम, अटल बिहारी वाजपेई, नरेंद्र मोदी, रतन टाटा बन जाते है ,
बाकि 943 को तो अपनी मर्जी से सांस भी नहीं मिलती  ..@$

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$$.. अगर आपके कोई गर्लफ्रेंड है तो,
कुछ पैसे उधार ले लो,
माँ कसम कभी आपको छोड़कर नहीं जाएगी

माँ का हाथ कीबोर्ड के F5 बतन की तरह होता है ..@$

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$$.. जब भी मुह पर थप्पड़ पड़ता है, बच्चा रिफ्रेश हो जाता है।

अपने देश भारत में केवल 1 % लडकिया ही टेनिस, फुटबॉल, हॉकी, और क्रिकेट जैसे गेम खेलती है बाकि ,

99 % तो शादी करके उम्र भर अपने पति का सर कहती है ..@$

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$$.. बेचारे मर्द।।
जब जन्म लेते है तो बधाइया माँ को मिलती है

जब शादी होती है तो तारीफ और उपहार दुल्हन को मिलते है

और जब मर जाता है तो बीमा की रकम भी पत्नी ले जाती है  ..@$

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$$.. दो जुड़वाँ बच्चे अपने कमरे में बैठे थे,
एक जोर जोर से रो रहा था और एक हंस रहा था,
उनके पिता ने पूछा तो जो हंस रहा था उसने कहा,
इतनी ठण्ड में भी मां ने दोनों बार इसे ही नहला दिया ..@$

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$$.. Three guys proposed a Girl
First Guy: I can die for you.
Girl : Everyone says that.
Second Guy: I can bring you a star from the sky.
Girl: Old dialogue.
Third Guy: I can give you my Facebook password, switch off my BBM and deactivate my Whatsapp
Girl (tears in eyes): Paagal ... Itna Pyar Karta Hai merese
Rulayga kya ..@$

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$$.. I typed MARRIED it was auto corrected to MARTYRED .
So then I typed SHAADI it auto corrected to SHAHEED .
Damn !!! These smartphones have gained too much intelligence..@$

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$$.. Earlier people used to remove their hats to give respect
and
Our new generation.
removes
head phones
to give respect ..@$

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$$.. What is the similarity between the Indian Govt? And Pakistan Govt...
Answer-
Both don't care for INDIANS ..@$

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$$.. Husband was throwing knives on wife's photo
All were missing the target
Suddenly he received a call from her "Hi, what r u doing
His honest reply ..@$

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$$.. India is running on trial and error
Error was Congress, and now trial will be BJP
It's damn funny when a wife thinks she is punishing her husband by not talking to him for days ..@$

Funny Whatsapp Messages Collection

Funny Whatsapp Messages
Funny Whatsapp Messages

$$.. SINDHI  bhai opened Sweets shop & gave an advertisement  
Helper required.
Qualification: -  Must have diabetes ..@$

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$$.. पति बाल्कनी में खड़ा खड़ा मस्ती से गा रहा था......
“पंछी बनूं उड़ता फिरुँ मस्त गगन में.......
आज में आज़ाद हूँ दुनिया के चमन में.....
रसोई में से बीवी की आवाज़ आई......
घर में ही उड़ो, सामने वाली मायके गई है ..@$

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$$.. मैं तो स्मार्ट फोन को उस दिन स्मार्ट मानूंगा,
जब मैं चिल्लाऊंगा
कारे, हमाओ फोन काँ है
और फोन आवाज लगायेगा
जे हैं दाउ हम, पल्ली के नेचे डरे हैं ..@$

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$$.. शाहरुख़ को देश में असहिष्णुता नजर आती है
आमिर को देश में डर लगता
सलमान को कुछ नहीं लगता
गलती किसी की नहीं है
शादीशुदा आदमी शिकायती हो ही जाता है ..@$

Funny Whatsapp Messages
Funny Whatsapp Messages

$$.. सरदार अपने बीबी के साथ coffee house में.......
सरदार: जल्दी पी.. coffee ठंडी हो जायेगी.....
बीबी: फीर की होगा
सरदार: बेवकुफ, “मेनू कार्ड” देख,
Hot coffee — Rs 15
Cold coffee — Rs 45 ..@$

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$$.. एक ही दिन में सबसे ज्यादा गाली खाने का रेकॉर्ड चेतन शर्मा के नाम पर था
(जब उसकी लास्ट बाल पर जावेद मियांदाद ने छक्का मारकर पाकिस्तान को मैच जिताया था )....
कल वो रेकॉर्ड आमिर खान ने तोड़ दिया ह
बधाई आमिर  ..@$

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$$.. मिसेज़ किरण राव
w/o आमिर खान

प्रिये किरण

जब पत्नी असुरक्षित महसूस करती है, तो आपको पति बदलना चाहिए,
देश नहीं....... ..@$

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$$.. God works in mysterious ways.
As soon as the moon was out...the ladies broke their fast...ate their food...Karva Chauth ended...
They took off their make up. ..@$

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$$.. Love marriages around the world are simple.
The boy loves the girl. Girl loves boy
They get married
But In Few Countries, there are a few more steps
The Boy loves Girl. Girl loves Boy
Girl's family has to love the boy. Boy's family has to love girl
Girl's Family has to love Boy's Family. Boy's family has to love girl's family
If Girl and Boy still love each other
They get married ..@$

Funny Whatsapp Messages
Funny Whatsapp Messages

$$.. Ye Padhai nhi asan, Bas Itna samaj Lijiye.
Hari Mirch ki Kulfi hai our choos k khani
hai ..@$

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$$.. Mere pados ki auntiyaan bade kamal ki hain.. ladki ki dressing dekh ke uska character certificate bana deti hain
Lips se lips milty hain to kia hota hai
Aye hayee.
Munh band ho jata hai or kia
Soch badlne ki bht zyada zarurat hai tum logo ko ..@$

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